We here at BByB hope you have the most merry and wonderful Christmas of all time. To help things along a bit, watch this version of “12 Days of Christmas”.
Best version ever made. We hope you love it (and remember it) as much as we do.
So, about half way through my fantastically cold ride into the shop this morning, it occurred to me that something wasn’t quite right with my trusty iron horse. She just wasn’t riding the same. She was sluggish. Weighed down. It was as if somehow she had become heavier over night. I could tell something was amiss and decided to investigate as soon as I arrived at BByB.
Much to my amazement I discovered this:
I was bewildered. What on earth was this mysterious passenger?
Wikipedia.org is a pretty amazing thing. It’s an astonishing invention that has certainly changed the way people gather information and answer questions.
It’s also EVIL. Because now, thanks to Wiki, I will never be able to comfortabley ride again because of my new found fear that SPIDERS ARE GOING TO ATTACK ME AND INVADE MY EARDRUMS WHILE I PEACEFULLY RIDE DOWN THE STREEET!!! AHHHH!!!!!
My dearest friends: If you ever see me laying on the side of the road, the rear of my bicycle frame gone and exploded into a million tiny little pieces, and a weird uneasy feeling that you are being watched, please DO NOT STOP AND HELP ME. I’m already a gonner. It’s over Johnny. Turn and run away as fast as you can. You do not want the same fate happen to you.
Looking for a new ride this holiday season? Well, we’ve been working hard to crank ‘em out. Sweating bullets to build you all the sschweeet rides you demand. This little beauty, for instance, is probably the hottest deally-yo to hit the market.
So come on by and see the fruits of our labor. You’re going to be pleasantly surprised. I swear.